Oh the things I’ve said when I drink too much!  Luckily, I am very close to the end of my five and a half year college career and will no longer be exposed to the kind of pressure that causes me to drink in such excess; at least not as often.  After my most recent slip up, I decided to reflect on the somewhat comical and often embarrassing things that spew from my uninhibited mouth on various weekend nights over the course of my life in this four mile radius college campus that makes up my world.
     The most recent, and most embarrassing by far, has to be my exceedingly un-slick L-word drop on my girlfriend of (officially) three months.  After a review of the number of X’s on the back of last night’s permanent marker slashed pub crawl T-shirt, I have concluded that the fifteen drinks made me do it.  “Do you remember what you said to me last night?” was her question this morning.  “No”, I said.  “Good”, was her answer.  Of course, like any semi-insecure guy, I played the “tell me what I said” game, but I knew, and boy did I wish I didn’t.

 Now, if I can manage to remember some others:

 1.  “GET THAT OUTA THERE!” – to a girl I wanted to get with that told me she was on her period.

2. “I CAN GET ANY GIRL I WANT!” – very loudly in the middle of a party after hitting on some guys gf and almost getting knocked around.  I followed this one up by calling my hefty female friend a “fat bitch”.

3.  “I have an idea! How about you make out with him and I make out with you, then we switch!” – this actually worked.

4.  These are too hard to remember.  Especially when you have to hear about them second hand the next day.